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Part 3 of 1000 credits,
The first thousand was won by Eavesdropper
For Comment 20
Second winner is DaneMorgan
For comment 10, after all we would all love to see what a review is like
Winner of part 3 is ShadowKnight
As it made the inlaws laugh as well, but all were great.
Check back soon for part 4
I have 880 Entrecard credits to give away. 1000
Just leave a good enough joke that will convince me that you are worthy of the credits.
Contest ends on the 7th of January 2008. Date is now the 8th January due to site being down
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January 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
January 5th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Chris,
Looks like I have stumped the field. Might as well send me those credits now
Heck the overconfidence and premature claiming of victory worked for Dane in round 2 I though I may as well have a crack!
January 5th, 2008 at 8:44 am
i drop just 5-6 cards a day. But I’ve only just joined today.
i would to spend my time creating a Matts Nutts bearded bunny artwork, instead of spending the time accumulating the 1000 credits.
bcustom bearded bunny drawing……… see others like Santa and Bob Dylan on my blog. Join the group matts.
http://www.beardedbunnyblog.blogspot.com
January 6th, 2008 at 5:50 am
What does MattsNutts eat every meal? Nut-Matts (common folk call em’ nutmegs); (Plural - with so many ’s’ in your name, you’ve got to be mad about nuts or nutty about nuts, nuts about nuts whatever). Give me the credits hehe =)
January 6th, 2008 at 6:30 am
what time does a china man go to the dentist?
2:30 (tooth hurty)
Slammed Bob, now give me my credits because I just lost all my chinese readers.
January 6th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
This is equally horrible (to Sam’s toothy joke) but quite funny.
A woman with no arms and no legs is crying underneath a coconut tree by the ocean.
When a man approaches her to ask her what’s wrong, she says, “I’ve never been hugged my whole life.”
The man, seeing that she is a beautiful woman, stoops down and gives her a hug.
Elated, the woman says, “I’ve never been kissed my whole life.”
Again, the man, now quite attracted, gives her a passionate kiss.
Tingling with sensation, the woman surprisingly exclaims, “I’ve never been screwed my whole life.”
The man looks around to make sure no one is looking, takes a deep breath, picks her up into his arms, and walks towards the water and heaves her into the ocean. As her bobbing body starts to sink, he shouts, “You’re screwed now, baby!”
Ok, I take that back. This is far better than Sam’s :D.
January 7th, 2008 at 7:52 am
The first time I met my future Mother-in-law she asked if I wanted to see her tattoo. Of course I was polite and asked where and what it was.
She told me she had a mouse tattooed on her leg. She started to pull her skirt up slightly, bending over to point to it and I bent down to peer at her leg.
She kept pulling her skirt higher as though she couldn’t find it and soon I was looking at her inner thigh…
She laughed, put her skirt down, winked at me and said, “Oh, the little mouse was there yesterday but the pussy must have eaten it…
Maybe it was funnier in real life than it sounds now… but it absolutely floored me 30 years ago!
January 8th, 2008 at 2:41 am
Just a few short hours to go and one of us shall be virtually rich! Now if we can just devise a cunning plan as easy as this to become really rich!
January 9th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Thanks Chris I will use the credits wisely
January 9th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Congrats ShadowKnight! It was a good choice MattNutts! Anyone that makes the in-laws happy should be given a reward.
Send some of that wisdom over ShadowKnight