I have often wondered about hitting the digg frontpage or getting stumbled until my site goes down, but how many diggs or stumbles would you need to take down a website.

I suppose it depends on your server and configuration, Im with godaddy so I have no idea really what software and hardware they are using.

I have also noticed if you hit the frontpage you are more than likely going to get a steady stream of traffic for quite a while that you can work with, just look at the toilet man JohnChow all he did was mention a Hitech toilet and the rest is history.

I have 5 ways you can use or abuse just for fun

1: You coulddo a story on a toilet but mine doesnt turn outvery well.

This is meant to be the most sophisticated going, you even get your arse warmed, a little hand help controller that looks like a nintendo gamepad.

Why is it named after someone called Zoe, could you sit on a girl called Zoe and get your arse warmed, did she have a remote, maybe one to shut her up or turn the bolume up during ‘Adventure Time’.

2 Or perhaps do your own version of the dvd code and reveal a number that could change the way we look at things something along the lines of.

‘Today I can reveal a number that will most likely be banned from google, taken of digg and never mentioned again, its an offensive number that has the world wondering why and who. The number is 1600, but why is it needed why would you want it, well its the number of theWhitehouse and it has no doubt been asked why - why does a stumpy man like that need such a big house, is 1600 the amount of soldiers he is aiming to have killed in wars around the world.’

‘25061 I hate that number its the munber of women who have said no to my marraige proposal, its also the number of people who have taken the micky out of my ginger hair, I dont care at least my collar and cuffs match’

3 You could try making it up and seeing if someone falls for it.

‘ Tinky Winkyof Tellytubbies fame was today arrested after being caught on an LA loo with George Michael, a spokesman for Tinkywinky was heard saying. My client has done nothing wrong all he said to George was ‘e-o’ and the man pounced on him, a scuffle broke out with George trying to take Tinkywinkys bag. Reports claim that sexual goings on are not confirmed, but George uttering ‘Hes not so Tinkywinky’ while being led away seem to draw a direct line to the contrary’

4 Top 10s seem to do quite well.

You could try: Top 10 celebrity mingers who you would f**k, Top 10 Britney Spears Wigs, or go down the science route, Top 10 Computer peripherals likely to cause harm’

5 Pictures - It suprises me the amount of pictures that do well, from kids stood in front of a sign with google on it to a Nun being frisked in an airport.

Subjects you could use are

The night after - With a picture of your beer cans, condoms and diseased blood cells.

Kids Love Facebook - With a picture of your kids in front of a sign with facebook written on it, with 2 old fellows standing besides them…..