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Ever thought that blogging is much like sex, the way you position things. Or the things you add.

Read on you may learn something

Positions

Missionary Position

Basic blog, nothing but words. Simple to use and simple to navigate.

Reality - Try it out for a week then realize you may as well try something a bit better.

Rear Entry

Draws you in with talk of impressive posts, fantastic layout and something you want to see.

Reality is when you get there its just shit.

Cowboy

Invites you to look at their posts as they are excellent and you will feel the blog in a different way.

Reality - When you get to the blog the posts are just copied from somewhere else.

Reverse Cowboy

Same as above but when you get to the blog the posts are copied and the blog looks like shit.

Standing

Draws you in with exciting content and plenty of posts. Better than laying down

Reality - All the posts are on the frontpage, you realize your monitor (man) is a lot shorter than the blog (woman) and unless the blog bends down there is no way you will stretch (scroll) to see the monitor meet the blog.

Over The Table

Its exciting, combines standing and rear entry.

Reality - Posts are long, all on the front page and the blog looks shit.

Sex Problems Explained

Premature Ejaculation

These blogs tend to only last a short while for a reader (woman)l.

These tend to be long loading, only have a couple of posts or play music. If your not careful the reader will turn over and think of Brad (see below)

Brad

Brad is the ultimate blog, it draws in viewers by the thousands. Loads just right and has everything anyone could want. It also makes shit loads of money.

Why a problem?

Brad will take your readers if you have blog (sexual) problems. Brad is what other readers (women) think about.

Sex Pills and Offers

Viagra - Lasts a long time

Good

Your content is good and makes a reader (woman) want more

Bad

Your posts are long but boring if you have any of the sex positions are wrong (see above)

Your blog takes ages to load and when it does its just a splutter

Penis Enlargement (Bad Advice, Marketing Tools, Designs)

Offers to make your blog better, last longer, more appealing and better quality for a price.

Reality - The enlargement does nothing for you, you pay out a lot of money for no return on your investment. Or the enlargement just makes it look ugly through bad design and advice.

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